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PRICE $1,550,000 BEDS 4 BATHS 4 HOME SIZE 2,508 sqft LOT SIZE 4.22 ac Request More Info

PROPERTY OVERVIEW: Prepare to be utterly disappointed by this so-called paradise sprawled over a measly 4.22 acres in the heart of nowhere. This 4-bedroom, 3.5 bathroom atrocity boasts approximately 2,500 square feet of pure regret. *****FEATURES YOU'LL DESPISE: *** BASKETBALL COURT: A brand-new court that practically guarantees missed shots. Even our agent couldnt sink a basket. *** FRONT DOOR: An obnoxiously large 6 x 9 glass pivot door that screams Look at me! *** POOL: A so-called spectacular pool thats more eyesore than oasis. *** BARN TURNED SHOP: We ruined a perfectly good barn to create a massive shop space. No horses allowed; just your boring work truck and storage. *** PRIMARY BATHROOM: Features a two-person shower and a standalone bathtub, because who doesnt love wasting water? *** NATURAL LIGHT OVERLOAD: Huge skylights flood the home with unwanted sunlight. *** WOOD-BURNING FIREPLACE: An outdated heating method that requires actual manual labor. *** MATCHY-MATCHY INTERIOR: Matching cabinets and countertops throughout the house for those who lack imagination. *** OUTDOOR AMENITIES: An outdoor bathroom with a shower next to the pool and an outdoor kitchen, because walking inside is just too much effort. *** EXCESSIVE LAND: Over 4 acres with the potential to build an ADU, inviting more people to invade your space. *** SOLAR PANELS: PAID LG solar panels that eliminate your electricity bill. Who wants free power anyway? *** PRIVATE WELL: A 10,000-gallon holding tank ensures youll never pay for city water again. How dreadful. *****Price: Were asking an absurdly high p

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